hi mallory these are my personalitiesTumblr (3.0; @clementeenscats)http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/somestrangestorm: it’s been so long since i’ve taken pictures...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveg8jjjxl1qgs500o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveg8jjjxl1qgs500o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somestrangestorm.tumblr.com/post/13480526916/its-been-so-long-since-ive-taken-pictures-of">somestrangestorm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it’s been so long since i’ve taken pictures of myself holding my cat against his will</p> </blockquote> <p>omg i was lurking myself and i found this and almost started crying i miss my muffin</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/32016907312http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/32016907312Fri, 21 Sep 2012 20:50:15 -0400somestrangestorm: “when god was handing out brains, hank thought they said trains and he missed...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somestrangestorm.tumblr.com/post/9681528231/when-god-was-handing-out-brains-hank-thought">somestrangestorm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“when god was handing out brains, hank thought they said trains and he missed his”</p> <p>- my dad</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqv83iwjjC1qfw7o9.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/21296046446http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/21296046446Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:20:49 -0400ya i’m rly qt i no wat u mean dis was me 2 years ago no ur...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpocebx9g01qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ya i’m rly qt i no</p> <p>wat u mean dis was me 2 years ago no ur lying</p> <p>dis is me nao i’m adorable!!!!!!!!</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697854519http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697854519Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:51:47 -0400plz i need ur halp 2 tired 2 function plz fill my bowl 4 me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoccxYR881qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>plz i need ur halp</p> <p>2 tired 2 function</p> <p>plz fill my bowl 4 me</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697823213http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697823213Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:50:57 -0400GET AWAI HE IS MYNE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpocbuq3231qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GET AWAI HE IS MYNE</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697798727http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697798727Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:50:18 -0400no u r not allowed to go throo hurr unless u giv da magic...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc8r64Fk1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>no u r not allowed to go throo hurr unless u giv da magic word</p> <p>hint: da magic word is “want a treat????”</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697729752http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697729752Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:48:27 -0400luk sumtimez under da sofa is da place 2 b u dunderstand...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc7eyNoJ1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc7eyNoJ1qjqdico2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>luk sumtimez under da sofa is da place 2 b</p> <p>u dunderstand dere r so many gud partiez there</p> <p>i mean partiez with my whiskers and my ears and stuff</p> <p>man siq jam</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697700225http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697700225Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:47:38 -0400thx alex i’ll take comfortable wayz 2 sleep for 1000 plz<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc5jPhZd1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc5jPhZd1qjqdico2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>thx alex i’ll take comfortable wayz 2 sleep for 1000 plz</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697658835http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697658835Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:46:31 -0400so u mean if i stick ma paw in dere it will b rly fun? idk about...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc42khqF1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>so u mean if i stick ma paw in dere it will b rly fun? idk about dis, seemz lyk safe-t hazard</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697624210http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697624210Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:45:38 -0400aww DAMMIT how did u find me!!!!!!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc2lyyF41qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>aww DAMMIT how did u find me!!!!!!</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697591113http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697591113Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:44:45 -0400hehe i’m so clever dis is rly good hidin spot lol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc22SKrG1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hehe i’m so clever dis is rly good hidin spot lol</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697578824http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697578824Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:44:26 -0400~~art shot~~<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc1bjvjO1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>~~art shot~~</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697563288http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697563288Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:43:59 -0400um ur laundry isn’t clean until i hav cleaned it duh u...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoc0qb4fO1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>um ur laundry isn’t clean until i hav cleaned it</p> <p>duh u stupid humans do u no nuthin!!!!!</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697549934http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697549934Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:43:38 -0400i’ve never dun dis b4 it feels so wrong but so rite<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpobznIfE01qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’ve never dun dis b4</p> <p>it feels so wrong</p> <p>but so rite</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697526300http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697526300Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:42:59 -0400ya dis seems rly comfortable hehe!!!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpobykcfXY1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ya dis seems rly comfortable hehe!!!</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697500734http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697500734Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:42:20 -0400we r brothas 4ever<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpobwu5kQz1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>we r brothas 4ever</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697462487http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697462487Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:41:18 -0400i just rly like being with him okai :’( i watch him sleep...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpobxjfoJW1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i just rly like being with him okai :’(</p> <p><strike>i watch him sleep our love is real!!!</strike></p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697477849http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697477849Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:41:00 -0400hehe garbage smells rly gud<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpobw5f7LA1qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hehe garbage smells rly gud</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697447758http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697447758Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:40:53 -0400um excuse me that is my bum o hoo am i kidding i lyke dat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpobuvlFj31qjqdico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>um excuse me that is my bum</p> <p>o hoo am i kidding i lyke dat</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697420107http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/8697420107Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:40:00 -0400I M A LION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6q4rFLzV1qjqdico1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I M A LION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/6121064043http://clementeenscats.tumblr.com/post/6121064043Thu, 02 Jun 2011 18:50:51 -0400